![]() While scrolling through Reddit, as we often do, we stumbled onto the subreddit ' Showerthoughts' and discovered we are not alone in our existential crisis, and we bring to you some of the best shower thoughts we've encountered this week on Reddit. 15 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Question the Meaning of Life Find My MoJyo Follow - It’s no secret that the greatest thoughts of our time have occurred in the Shower. Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined. ‘Coffee flavored water’ doesn’t sound good but that’s what coffee is. 1 Posted by u/Motivationgonewrong 4 hours ago Killing two birds with one stone should mean wasting your time since we’re breeding birds in captivity for some time now. ![]() ![]() When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. At age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow. The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall. If tomatoes are fruit then ketchup is jam. 'Did the chicken come first or the egg? If the tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? How many times have I ended up in the backgrounds of other people's photos? Does my best friend's cousin think I'm hot? According to evolution, did sharks exist before trees? WHAT EVEN IS LIFE AND WHY AM I HERE?' to name a few. Shower Thought: The witches from Sabrina having a cat called Salem is like a Jewish family with a cat called Auschwitz. How is it that you feel at your most genius when you're in the shower? As you scrub your body, wash your hair with that luscious, fruity shampoo (you were promised by an advertisement that would cure your dandruff), and sing a few songs that you wouldn't be seen listening to in public (AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES) - those are the moments when your brain is flooded with a lot of intriguing and also useless, information. r/showerthoughs r/ showerthoughs Hot New Top 2 Posted by u/unknownusername 4 hours ago Funny how when I left my husband the first thing he did was hire a cleaner.
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